Jay Cutler's got very athletic feet. They're pretty underrated, actually.

Derp

Lot of good points but the "Chicago looks for excuses to ignore the Bears" is completely off the mark. The Bears are #1 in that town, well ahead of the Cubs.

Yeah, I think I'd tend to agree. Dempsey or Donovan (take your pick really, I'd go with Dempsey at this point) is the best scorer on the team, and Donovan is the best on set pieces and setting up the attack. But it's clear that when Bradley is at his best he is by far the best all-around, 2-way player on the team,…

Glad to see that Bradley takes his worldview from another great American treasure:

No he didn't.

White Guy: [assists Africa]

Pool basketball videos are the white man's WorldStar.

So you've been on three separate flights where people died? I think you're bad luck.

That is outstanding. I am not a doctor, but since they are always terminal cases, I absolutely will volunteer if I ever get That Call.

It's no wonder then to discover that his mother is the renowned Boston prostitute, Loretta Drinkwater, who also gained some level of fame in the late 1940's for her own steadfast refusal to flinch at foul balls.

Let's be honest and call it what it is. It's joke stealing, and there's no place for it on the Deadspin comments section. We've got to clean it up. Because now you've got guys trolling twitter and blogs putting up 50, 100 likes, and guys making honest satirical observations are getting 5 and 6. And they're thinking…

not bad. -1000000 because you stole it from somewhere else and posted it here.

Mistake #1 (and only)

At least get it as a gif!

lets be honest, there shouldn't be a salary cap period. MLS would get more viewership if someone dumped 100 million into a team and brought in superstars (think Cosmos)...then you have a beautiful thing when they lose (the Yankees in baseball)

LOL On the FIFA screen, there were a bunch of goals by Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny (I had to use Google to get the spelling of that name right).

Once again, a boring soccer game ends in a 1-1 tie. Not sure why they didn't have a shootout to decide it, though.