This has gotten pathetic, I don't know what else to say about it

I think it's great that Coffee is thinking about his future by choosing a career with fewer long term health risks.

More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

This excerpt courtesy of Bob Loblaw's Law Blog

Officer James: [administers breathalyzer] Not 1, not 2, not 3...

Lionel Hutz, is that you?

Wow, your user name is an insult on someone else's user name? Are you an adult?

Not mentioned, you can yell at your clothes. Scream at them.. "Fuck you, you fucking wrinkles". It works about as good as spraying them with water and letting them hang dry or hanging them in the shower with you.

"I could watch in person but I'd rather watch through this 2inch screen"

Y'all come back now - ya here?

Daft Puck

Whenever you're ready.

[to waiter]

This thread confuses me deeply....

I think she answered the question beautifully. That is why men make more than women

Also, his nickname is Blanket.

As a fan of both teams this was a must watch for me: Both teams immensely skilled while typically exuding a distinct "national style" of play, and at the same time both perfectly willing to get into a dramatic flailing contest at any time. That being said, Italy will forever be the World Champions of two-handed…

Did anyone else see two Mexican players flop and pretend to be injured at almost the exact same time? Mexican soccer is pretty much the embodiment of everything American soccer haters point to.

Why isn't he wearing a shirt?

Unfortunately, they did not deliver in 48 minutes.