it gets better. celebrating 100 years of urinal troughs next year.

What kind of pussy needs to be carted off the field only to jump around pissed after getting red carded. Oh I forgot this was a soccer clip...

Fifth-rate fans for a third-rate soccer country. Sad they won't be going to Brazil next year.

Don't apologize. I just wish you weren't absolutely right. I am a huge fan and have played all my life. I just hate this bullshit that keeps giving people reasons to make fun of such a great sport.

I think what this guy is trying to say is the amount of lame fake injuries in major sports ranks as so.

Priest: If there is anyone who thinks these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Adam, we will look for you. We will find you. And we will kill you.

This was pretty much a worst case scenario... The player with the most obnoxious fan base in sports gets signed by the team with the most obnoxious fan base in sports. "The Patriot Way" meets "Tebowmania"

the amount of mad in your response suggests that it really fucking matters to you

Totally agree Derrick Rose should have got on the cover. He was so dominant this season! I mean look at him just warming that bench up!

Use passing icons! And if it's Westbrook, passes into the stands are realistic, lol.

Seriously? You think that LeBron gives a fuck about what new innovations they've put into the game?

Actually, there's a fourth in there, too. Those were originally Chief Wahoo's seats.

A great way to usher in a new era, all while respecting the past:

Mostly I just don't like the players on the team. They remind me a lot of the Riley Knicks teams (no surprise), except instead of Ewing they have LeBron, who I have to respect at this point. Wade in particular has become one of the least enjoyable stars of the game because he acts like every bit of contact is a…