Covelli
Slothstronaut
Covelli

I hate to be "that guy", but I was watching this with my girlfriend last night and I was nervously waiting for her to get to the final puzzle. I managed to blurt out 'tough workout' right before she said it, which got me super pumped. When Mr. Sajak revealed that she won a million dollars, I let out a noise that would

I went to a life-improvement seminar once, in Partridge, Kansas during the 1940s. Much of the advice they gave has become obsolete with the march of knowledge and technology. One piece of advice though, which was really the centerpiece of the seminar, has remained timeless.

They told us, "If you ever find yourself

This is really terrible. But not as terrible as the name "Allyce <3 :)"

The reasons people were arguing against it were retarded, and correct on Milbury. But the real reason it's highly questionable is that the Hawks player was ridden into the bench away from the play, pulled out, and thrown towards the ice. His part of the penalty (without which play continues) consisted of grabbing the

A German blitzkrieg through South Florida...haven't they suffered enough?

Taking a charge is 150% different than anything else. 75% of charges taken... probably more are guys falling down but its after they have position.

LeBron feigns INJURY to get calls and flagrant calls. He rolls around on the ground, he holds his head when nothing touched it. He's an absolute cheater and its unnecessary

Are you sure you don't mean "professional" instead of "major" ?

In regards to the dude with no nose, I had a buddy with the same affliction in college. He had a fake nose that was attached to his glasses that was pretty obvious if you knew to look for it, but was at least close enough to looking like his nose from more than a few feet. Although this mean whenever he took his

You...are not great with analogies. Also, by definition he spent his whole career with the Bears.

...googles 'mautre' to see if it is french...

Tiger made a difference in every PGA player's life. Tiger got serious cash to the sport. Even if Garcia doesn't want to thank him, that 6 figure take even after two shots in the drink should change his mind.

There's also an ultra rare 20-second clip of every time a rapper has said morning/mourning without following it with "like Alonzo."

CANNONBALL!

Scottie Pippen was not a 2-guard.

Welcome to Jurassic Park!

Football and baseball are out, because those are games that have frequent stoppages in action. A multi-ball would just cause confusion and aggravation.

Hmm...I bet she can suck a mean dick.