Covelli
Slothstronaut
Covelli

Really, deadspin? We're going to shit all over CNN for shoddy journalism and then turn around and post idle third-hand speculation from a possibly biased or aggrieved party (perhaps a pissed off customer with a grudge to settle) and then try to pass it off as a tenuous explanation for the perpetrators' motives? Nice

That's a terrible paraphrase, and you're perspective on this is very simplistic. He should hang. He's a trove of information. Not just on a specific plot or who their contacts were, but the psychology of his participation.

If nothing else, this whole incident is making the commentariat up our game. We, like idiots, spent days arguing "I BET THEY'RE MUSLIMS!" "I BET THEY'RE WHITE SUPREMACISTS!" when we didn't even begin to fathom the depth of "I BET THEY'LL HAVE ONE UNCLE AND ONE AUNT WHO HAVE THE MOST OPPOSITE POSSIBLE VIEWS OF THE

"Shit is real"

bro. Re read what I said. You took it wrong. Why do you come to a sports blog if it hurts you to see people making sports related jokes to where you have to be that serious about things is what I meant. Im not shitting on your situation. Ive had my own run in being a new yorker down at an Eagles Giants game, so I know

If you're near a MLS team, do yourself a favor and go check it out. I'm your average once-every-four-years soccer "fan", but I just went to my first MLS game when I checked out Sporting KC while visiting relatives in Kansas City. It was awesome. For a whole $20, I had a great seat (there aren't any nosebleeds when

I was eating dinner with the wife and son yesterday. Trying to get my 3 year old excited about our trip to Disney next week. A beautiful family moment ensued, the way he talked about what he wanted to take with him for Mickey, what he wanted to do, etc. Then I read this right now. My first thoughts are about a similar

I did. I tried to break it down, too.

This chart is borked. This pic is actually a raptor, not a dilo.

I haven't seen the "they won't beat the Heat this year anyway, so he should take the year off" comment yet. What are their odds of beating the Heat next year? Maybe he should sit out that one too. I love watching the home team win, I'm a Cubs fan which doesn't mean you see a win all the time or often at all these

So I'm not seeing the isolated Putin face for the Photoshop contest. It's my browser, right? What am I doing wrong?

In Soviet Russia, breasts come on you!

Worst / best part is that she came to the game with the guy in the blue shirt and red visor.

Didn't any of you assholes see Ghost?

Agreed. Adidas should know by now that the only acceptable currency when profiting from misfortune is page views.

And I think if they had that option, they would take it. n00b response to an obvious question.

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Either way, you should probably never jump again.