Friday is slow -

Deal With It

Welp, that didn't work.

Blue Ivy: Diaper Disrespector

American: Who you trying to get crazy with?

The fuck I ever do to you, man?

It is JUST LIKE you internet folk to favor Fuckface over Bullshit and Clusterfuck over Asshole (at least early on in the voting). Everybody jumping ship to the fancier, less-used words are forgetting the curse words we built this country on. Bullshit and Asshole are what the Founding Fathers would've wanted us to vote…

[Just realizing he never logged out after looking at those Quiz Bowl questions...]

No one thought that a small, northeastern liberal arts college like this could ever make a name for themselves on a stage as big as this, but let me tell you: with the eyes of the whole word watching, tomorrow morning people will now remember the name "Harvard University".

Chalk will always be boring when your predecessor had a 64 pack of crayons.

At least someone made Duke a one seed.

[fires long-range missile]

The NCAA tournament has officially begun. Here is Craig Sager in a bracket tie.

Man, looks like the arc really screwed Noah this time around...