Hey stop that with your facts logic and math. A blogger is trying to outrage people against a celebrity no one will ever meet.

And fed.

Nah, fuck that. He was reckless as hell with that shit. I’m sorry but I have little sympathy for this dude. The reason there is some is because we have a mental crisis in our community and I know a HUGE percentage of that comes from living under this uncivilized racist western dominated world we live in.

And the cross-eyed bear that he gave to her...

Thank you, I could have sworn that she said it wasn’t about Dave (whether it actually is or not), but I thought that might have been the Mandela Effect at work.

Stock image is both cursed and perfect.

That thumbnail is absolute perfection.

Well then he’s not going to like the way he looks. 

Most orangutans would give it three thumbs up.

Wouldn’t “Ted Cruz: Time Traveling Serial Killer” be a good sequel to “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”? Maybe not, but I’d still say I’d pay to see it.

But he’s a time-travelling serial killer - all of his murders have already happened.

Hopefully before he kills again.

Good. When can we put Ted Cruz on trial as the time traveling Zodiac Killer?

Rather simple, unfortunately.

With a relatively high stock price, that’s also buttressed by the fact that many of the largest shareholders got in at an incredibly low price (we’re talking in the single-digit dollars), there are investment banks and hedge funds who are willing to bankroll the expenses of the company so…

I wonder how long a meme stock company with dogshit fundamentals can be propped up by its stock price. Or, rather, will GME keep its meme stock price as its dogshit fundamentals crash the actual business?

Aren’t most social media teams headed by the fail child of a high power executive? I think that’s the case with the shitty Steak-umms account on Twitter. 

Nepotism.

What, precisely, is the point of having a “Social Team” if they are not also the people in charge of the (verified) twitter account?

Agree, this title is super click bait and inaccurate

Then they wouldn’t get as many clicks.