I know this isn’t the root, and I’ve been relegated to the grays over at jalopnik, but if someone finds that that knows, could you tell me why the discussion section is gone from theroot.com? I’ve been doing google searches but can’t find squat about it. Is it permanent like Deadspin’s missing discussion section or is…

I came to post the same thing as Knyte. Don’t preorder stuff.

I came to post the same thing as Knyte. Don’t preorder stuff.

The MJ cosplay is great. The D-walker is insane and I want one pls.

Friends, and neighbors, I really, *really* need someone to mash this up with some audio from the Dukes of Hazzard, with the horn and some engine noise.

Ratioed!

Several helpful things for people to bare in mind:

I have no genetic proof of this, but I firmly believe he’s half Gargoyle-American.

They blow goats. I have proof.

Her character is, I would consider, a protagonist along with the player’s character. She’s not in every scene but she’s enough to make the role very memorable. I was maybe 19 when that game came out, I bought it before I had a playstation, and took it to a buddy’s house to play. Dan Zeigler’s suggestion of playing…

The one singular friend I have that keeps saying “GET PS PLUS SO WE CAN PLAY ONLINE” has been given a computer, by me. He has games on steam now. I have turned off my auto-renewal for PS+ and when what I was auto-charged for runs out, I will not be resubscribing. They made the tiers confusing, and the content isn’t…

The fact that many tvs last 10-20 years and the smart apps built into tvs will be outdated and unsupported much more quickly than that made me angry when I saw that consumers were losing HDMI ports so that manufacturers could simply add their streaming box inside the TV and take up what would have been an input. I…

I hope he’s shot by a crazy maga fan that has guns and mental illness.

I can’t wait for GameStop to become a vending machine at the grocery store, where they just sell cards for subscription services and/or digital codes for new releases. That is all they will be able to sell in the end, until they declare bankruptcy, which was put off thanks to GameStonks probably. This will happen…

Prey’s exclusivity, maybe one other timed exclusive game, and the free game giveaways are the main reasons I log into EGS. Now I buy stuff from there when the discount is steep and/or it won’t come to steam for a while.

Sounds extremely plausible.

I got this and it’s nothing like the movie. Where is Wilford Brimley? 

Hard disagree. I didn’t like her on TDS, her over acting or over intensity was off-putting, and the few segments I watched of her TBS show felt like she cranked that up to 11. (Admittedly this was in the Trump era, when it was easy to be angry all the time.)

Desi over acts constantly, like a Craig Killborn-era correspondant. Main reason I was glad that they passed over Sam Bee, who also has this delivery style.

I’m angry about the Hassan Minhaj stuff, but not at Hassan. I’m angry at the people that feel like they are entitled to the truth at a comedy show. Did you pay your cover charge? Did you laugh? Then you got what you paid for.  I’m liberal, but damn. That seems like people going for that Janeane Garofalo-levels of…

A few years back, a coworker of mine brought in his child’s model of the solar system that was done as a 3d poster, with foam balls cut in half and glued up to show planets and their relative size. Pluto was glaringly missing. I got something very small and round, cut it, and stuck it at the very edge of the poster on…