Please, please, PLEASE: Someone buy these two ladies a ticket to Arizona to visit these people.

You have also described my road to Eagle. Congratulations on being in under the wire. :)

Who is the lady next to Mr. Awesome? Like, I'm doing research on Mr. Awesome's life and stuff.

"[You'd be] in the writers room and tossing out stories then having to stop yourself and go 'Does this work? Does this violate continuity?' And having to call people and check encyclopaedias and look up information. You want to have it all in your head and just play. The Trek universe has got to the point where you…

I don't know if you are a video game player, but if you are, the Alien: Isolation game from last fall was a very solid game that echos the horror of the first game, and takes place between Alien and Aliens. The story is well done, and the atmosphere is very complementary to the first film.

Right. And this is an unretouched Kim Kardashian photo:

Sorry, I just keep staring at Christina Hendricks.

I'm assuming you made this comment either to troll, or based on the fact that you don't understand how employment in the games industry works. You get hired to work on a title already in development, you work on the title, then usually after the title ships, you are let go.

Dang dude, I wish I had Kotaku-writer money like you to buy these things. :)

This looks like a bad-ass gorilla marketing campaign.

I want the brunette on the right of this video thumbnail.

I loved this. My good friend is a stand up comedian who married one of the bar waitresses that worked while he was doing his show. One of his biggest, favorite jokes he wrote about is the two friends trying to keep you away from the girl you want at the club.

This screen/interface looks a lot like Tomb Raider (the reboot one) to me. Anyone else?

As a fan of the original series, the BSG reboot was shitty. Cylons were not sexy women.

Basically Bill Murray was a giant asshole about making a third movie from the end of Ghostbusters 2 until right now. For all the good Gawker says Bill Murray is, it doesn't change the fact that he has ruined Ghostbusters 3 for at least 20 some years and counting.

Oh man. Why are you giving them ideas?!?!?

Dan Castellaneta through Nancy Cartwright = voice actors.

A thousand times, this.

For a minute I thought this was a pick of Zoombie Deschanel.

That's just a tramp stamp.