For the person on your list who needs a stylish vessel for incubating their hell-spawn.

In my experience everything you said about the Jambox is completely false. Although the Monster Clarity is a superb option as well.

Crazy, especially considering that the ACC wasn't built from the ground up, but is a repurposed building that was already extant.

Truly terrible. How is that that some wingnuts are raving about Sharia Law when these Judeo-Christian abominations are already here?

Ashley Judd would be an awesome addition to the Senate. It would be interesting and hilarious to see the Evangelical morons lose their shit over the fact that she's done nude scenes.

Interesting. Would the corrosive agent(s) leave behind carcinogens and/or otherwise toxic remnants?

Jesus people, stop suggesting strapping drones with self-destruct bombs. It would be a war crime in the most literal sense — a violation of the Geneva Conventions. Especially when so many drones are being used in locales where we are engaged in undeclared conflict (SEE: Yemen, Somalia, etc...). Hell, we haven't…

I'm surprised that there aren't any BluRay players on the list.

DeGrasse is greener on the other side.

Somewhere a hipster just creamed on his longboard.

Unlike most of the trappings of hipster-ism/scenester-ism, fixies are about simplicity and relative affordability, not irony. They're not my preference because I have too many uphill rides to deal with, but they do make sense for some.

I think it's cool, but I'd only buy one if it was the same height as an actual Christmas tree. Also, it would be nice if the metal was pre-drilled with small holes to accomodate the hanging of bulbs and such.

There's an Ass for that.

Can't we all just accept that Floridians in general aren't exactly achievers and/or scholars and move on?

I didn't know than an 80x version exists.

Exquisite.

Dowd's half-assed pseudo-intellectualism has now entered it's sinister second phase, whole-assed anti-intellectualism.

I wish it weren't so fugly.

FTW

I question the sanity of anyone willing to pay $30 for a book of bad photos of Twinkie ingredients.