Kosher lube = Mazel Tov Cock Tale

My inuit-ition tells me that Mr. pretend Chief is a phoney grifter.

At least he made an exit while doing something that he loved.

You mean ad hominem attack. FYI.

Then why ban any form of discrimination if the person being discriminated against can just leave?

You're missing the point. Why should the taxpayer be on the hook for a Starbucks reno? Let a corporation pay for their own reno. Congress could have saved $600k plus by just buying some coffee makers,

Great article.

If seeing "whale bone porn" is enough to send the lives of her children into some sort of sex fuelled race to the bottom than Ann Pimentel has utterly failed as a parent.

This story was fun in the beginning, but the amusement has worn off. Either way it does not warrant anywhere near this much scrutiny. I could understand this inquisition if a crime had been committed, but come on.

Sorry...I do not feel that we are responsible for idiot-proofing society to protect the gullible from themselves. What's nonsense is giving Giz the responsibility of tailoring their content so as to not set off the impaired.

The ability and willingness to do stupid things is one of the most inborn traits of humanity. It needs no perpetuation aside from the survival of the species.

Umm...how is it that the Apple Earpods received a 2 star rating here, and also make the list for the years best?

Wow...$40 plus the cost of a bottle of vodka for inevitably mediocre gin.

Maybe 12/21/2012 is the Y2K virus in the supercomputer that simulates our reality. Just joking.

Touche, Mr. Liszewski. Truth be told I was more concerned with cracking the bad joke than factual accuracy. I would venture to guess that most muscle car aficionados are collectors and otherwise genuine enthusiasts, rather than douchebags looking for attention.

So it's the distilled essence of muscle car douchery, re-imagined as something that attaches to your wrist. What wearers fail to realize is that the unmistakable fragrance of their Axe body spray gives then away before anyone has a chance to notice the stupid watch.

You have to be pretty blind to not see the potential abuses this technology would open the door for, especially considering our governments record with regards to privacy issues over the past several years.

It's the unborn Royal twins fighting for first dibs on the throne. The leviathan nears.

Thank you for the correction.

For the person on your list who needs a stylish vessel for incubating their hell-spawn.