Somewhere a hipster just creamed on his longboard.

Unlike most of the trappings of hipster-ism/scenester-ism, fixies are about simplicity and relative affordability, not irony. They're not my preference because I have too many uphill rides to deal with, but they do make sense for some.

I think it's cool, but I'd only buy one if it was the same height as an actual Christmas tree. Also, it would be nice if the metal was pre-drilled with small holes to accomodate the hanging of bulbs and such.

There's an Ass for that.

Can't we all just accept that Floridians in general aren't exactly achievers and/or scholars and move on?

I didn't know than an 80x version exists.

Exquisite.

Dowd's half-assed pseudo-intellectualism has now entered it's sinister second phase, whole-assed anti-intellectualism.

I wish it weren't so fugly.

FTW

I question the sanity of anyone willing to pay $30 for a book of bad photos of Twinkie ingredients.

How's the weather in Appalachia?