mmm, cardboard pizza to nullify your workouts

Something’s down there...

The recent patch making it 60 FPS made gameplay bearable.

*FlippantChump

looks like roast pork mixed with white cheese. or The Thing mid mutation

Don’t get too close to it

Wrong movie

¡Finalmente!

You’re ignorant about how genetics and physical appearances work, which is variations happen. Rashida Jones is half black but you wouldn’t have been able to tell unless she told you.

Animal print, velour tracksuits: must be a Russian

never trust any man with thin-ass/non existent lips. like paul ryan.

he’s got neck vagina

any raw milk products in the u.s. are too risky. europe’s got that shit down though

i never understood what mr. burns actually wanted him to cut off.

Or you could just buy these quality ones (Mpow Magneto) for $26 that are also magnetic and not be a Beats-buying tool

This is not true unless you go to a gym that has a lot of gay men.

Isn’t any parade in Boston a shitshow?

Don’t bother. I built a raspberry pi 3 box with retropie. total cost is the same as buying the nes classic with two controllers that don’t have shortass cords

Well after his Staten Island bashing comments, a bunch of Staten Islanders started hating him.