Add ‘doing jack shit about the big banks’ to that list.

she used her prosthetics as a pillow?

all of their eyes are too far apart?

and what would happen with american girls visiting?

Goddamn tonsil stone

We call them skilled savants. A pro at one thing, a total dumbass in everything else.

You sound like you don’t know sarcasm.

You sound like you don’t know sarcasm.

Nah son, Wranglers be relaxed and ‘comturbul’ so you can dodge the lamp your wife throws at you.

Nah son, Wranglers be relaxed and ‘comturbul’ so you can dodge the lamp your wife throws at you.

“HURR HURR MA ARMS ARE SHINY”

You can get two tiny chip bags for that!

You can get two tiny chip bags for that!

They should make this one. It’s really famous, guys!

Making leather is toxic to the environment though

Plein:

Reminds me of the Unity episode from the Superman cartoon

would you rather pay the money for your employees well-being or be named as neglectful in the next internal plane hijacking top news story to happen?

lol no. white trash ebonics is an american thing

lol like they ever parent their own kids. their nanny aka defacto mom does all the work

“Fuck, I misplaced my laptop. I already checked three of my houses, maybe it’s in the 4th or 5th”.

...she’s actually a natural blonde. She just dyed it black for a long time.

Why Japan likes to their real/animated soft/hardcore porn to have a rapey vibe, I don’t know. But it’s super fucking creepy.