what are you talking about? he’s borked plenty of women in his lifetime.

just because your friends seem like they’re fine about their sex lives doesn’t mean they actually are.

Sending 15 cops to meet them at the gate prob

At the end of series 3 Naomily reconciled but then in series 4 it’s like that never happened and made Emily this neurotic asshole who cries every 10 minutes

Both Jason and the airline are assholes.

Each season should have different generations of Belmonts/other protagonists with Alucard appearing in more than one, starting with:

How about you stop draining the electricity at Starbucks?

i’m highly judgmental of people who don’t simply google whatever the hell they’re unfamiliar with, and instead waste their own time asking and waiting for the answer

Naomily critics wanted less Portia de Rossi and more Chaz Bono?

it’s pretty obvious english isn’t his first language and i was able to tell what he was trying to say. don’t be an ass.

Those look more like clown wigs. Are clowns racist now?

that’s not psychosomatic...

His nipples are too close together.

You can make a full English what? Proofread please.

then who was brit?

I’m pretty sure this was some minor update that got pushed within the last month. I noticed that trying to see the items under TV & Video are laggy. The opening animation for the apps are slightly different from before. And if you press the Options button over Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Video, you’ll now only see the…

That was a tonsil stone.

This is worse than following a loser’s bracket.

Crying about toys, are we?

She’s an opportunistic diva-acting snake. There’s nothing irrational about your feeling.