American?

her heart’s filled with magnesium calcium and potassium, which is medically alarming.

I’d say date a coworker if you don’t see them very often day-to-day (different floor, different department, etc.) AND your work has nothing to do with theirs.

There’s something about French men and being creepy with non-French women.

You people have vegemite, you shouldn’t be talking, m8

More like a tweaked version of a crap essay he wrote in his freshman year writing class.

You go to Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods for the white people foods, and the local grocery stores for the ethnic stuff.

These “Flash animation” graphics need to die off. They are ugly, cheap looking, and look like they came from Newgrounds circa 2003. This is why I won’t buy Castle Crashers, Guacamelee, Viking Squad, etc.

Now where are all of those government officials going to get their rocks off?

On point if you’re in the scene:

Bobby has snorted one too many lines in the bathroom. Back, fiend!

Worse than ‘adorkable’?

Those avatars are the ugliest, laziest creations I’ve ever seen. A 14 year old who just learned Photoshop could make better creations than a pug wearing sunglasses and an afro

Freshman year roommate: Stephen, a gay (sort of relevant) only-child from one of the safest rated towns in the U.S. He talked to himself constantly. Pairing that with his ‘gay voice’, I would often hear low muttering peppered with loud S sounds whenever I tried to sleep. He would go to bed at 2-3 am every single…

Idiocracy comes to mind

how did you sleep through a whole moving-out process?

After selecting Urien, hold LP+MK+HP before the match starts.

Bobby is a twinkish gay man.

This surprises no one.

I got so much pushback on a messageboard when I said that. Character sprite is too big for the screen so you can’t really see where you’re going when running/jumping, not nearly enough save spots compared to every other handheld Castlevania game, potions and items are bizarrely rare, more backtracking than the other…