He makes Lionel Hutz look like Jack McCoy.

I’d say he’s about on par with the Orange Dotard as president.

If he moved that goal post any further, it’d be on the far side of Jupiter. 

“The head of the organization was not involved in this illegal activity, only everyone beneath him, all of whom are under his direct oversight.”

Why wouldn’t we believe him?

Is Rudy the worst lawyer in history? 

I remember seeing these commercials for the first time and thinking to myself, “what dafuq?” Then I read the small print at the bottom and IIRC, it was citing selective survey data from 3-4 years ago. Total facepalm. Lying liars.

Perhaps even, Toyota Cavalier.

That’s the thing. I don’t see why commenters are getting so fired up about this. It’s a dumb bullshit commercial, but so are most commercials. Whenever I hear any car or truck commercial declaring that it’s the most this or best in class that, it goes in one ear and out the other, because I just assume that they’re…

average Oklahoma fan

Dirt Burglars

That's poetry right there

“NEWGAWKER” as if it’s going to be some incarnation of the New Yorker? Um.

So AJ Dualerio remains unemployable even at Bad Gawker.

I am a uber and Lyft driver I get great customers and they say they will leave me a hefty tip. Mind you this was 4 guys in a good area. They gave me a 1 dollar tip after saying I was awesome etc. So my point is some people are great and give good tips then you have cheapskates and it is definitely not a reflection of…

Was she only wearing the minimum requirement of flair?

Hot take. They wanted to leave a cash tip but only had a $10 bill on them so they put a dollar on the card to get them to 20%. Then they either forgot to leave the tenner or another customer snatched it off the table.

the patrons were there to watch the Dallas Cowboys game