“The wife telling me that she needed a different side that wasn’t vegetables because she was allergic to all vegetables.”

Seriously, how would that even be possible? Isn’t everything that isn’t meat, made from vegetable matter (not to mention the chances of the cooking oils used being vegetable-based are almost 100%)?

Roman’s offense was that predictable, Chryst’s is more so.

Agreed, though my reservation with Goff is more how he switches back and forth between dominance and mediocrity. He’ll look off the safety and make a precise throw on one drive, then bird-dog on the next. People tend to forget that Aaron Rodgers bulked up after he was drafted, though Goff probably will stay that thin.

Center Marcus Martin is slow off of the ball (every one yard-to go and less is an adventure), Devey was a Patriots reject and they keep rotating him in, even though he keeps getting beat (if that isn’t a sign that Baalke is not trying to push us in to a Top Five Pick, I don’t know what is). Pears is not a tackle and…

So...

Were the Papa John’s customers that talking about pizzas that you take up confusing that chain with Papa Murphy’s “take-and-bake?”

Methinks Ted hath been watching one Nikki Minaj video too much.

How is this not tantamount to fraud?

To the tune of a certain tune popularized by Drew Carey*

“Uma Thurman rescues rhinos now. What do you do with your life?”

Pinch Hitter - 1 (June 12, 1916)

Wow, only one appearance as a pinch hitter, and as probably hungover as he was? The game really has changed.

It’s Pat Riley, not Phil.

Thank you.

Yep.

From the IMDB (so it might not be 100% accurate)

The GeoBook NB-80 is perfect for writing for the same reasons that the Alpha Smart is, only it’s better because you can see the whole page when you need to revise something.

He was a hellva designer and I used to desperately want an Isuzu Impulse (despite the bad reliability and crash test-ratings).

Oracle Arena would literally stink to high Heaven, as everyone in the crowd would bring salmon to distract him.

Machii knows that you must never underestimate an opponent...

Boar: 不要告诉我它是羊年 (Don’t tell me that it’s the Year of The Goat)!