Thank you. I knew Brady would never play on special teams and he wasn't in the tunnel, so...

"Automatic Seatbelts?" You had to adjust your seat before you got in the car or...

Actually, three of us did this morning, before this post went up...
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"2020/06/15?"

Now that is true innovation, sending a dash cam vid from the future back in time (yes, I know that he probably meant to set the camera to 2005)!

All he asked the trolley operator was, "have you ever been bit by a dead bee?"

How did they omit this picture of Chaz Saatchi during his formative years?

On a more serious note, can we get a Kickstarter going to have Vinnie Jones do a little "emphasizing" on Charles's neck?

Then for the next scheduled protest, they will wear nothing but chaps while waving flares to this tune.

+1

I'm not sure about the other side of the field, but at the 0:40 mark, notice that you can see more people on the field than in the stands.

"The University of Turku?" Obviously anyone who has seen a Jussi Vares film knows that he gravitates toward stressed-out women.

Five minutes later and a block away, the same paparazzo was seen haranguing these three bags as to what was their wingspan.

Chevy Designer: Yeah...I know, let's cross an A5 coupe with a Camaro and give it the C-pillar of a Neon.
2nd Chevy: Uh, you didn't try some of Daisy in ergonomic's "special" Kombucha?

Wow, good catch! It's obvious that Sr. taught Jr. the exact same fighting style.

They learned it from Fiat (at the 0:25 mark).

I don't quite see what this has to do with Taiwanese baseball, but a +1 for the nonsensical insanity.

+1

Why doesn't he change the name of the move from "Bronco Buster" to "The Goatse?"

Gah, I thought that was Dina Lohan for a second!

You sir, are an Acme safe, and the Internet is Wil E. Coyote.

"Heavy Metal" actually came out in '81.