Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

He’s no Joey Ryan, though.

The coaches shouldn’t be penalized. They told both their teams to beat the other on the scoreboard, not physically. Unfortunately, patience runs thin when the game is in quadruple overtime and the teams are deadlocked at six apiece.

I was 13 when I first heard Motörhead. As I recall, my exact thoughts were “holy fucking shit this is awesome!” Their music was a thunderous freight train barreling down at you at 500 noisy miles per hour. Everyone should live at least one day like Lemmy. Dave Grohl said it best when he said, “If Motörhead moved in…

Unless he stole your laptop. That’s another acceptable time to dislike him.

He knew it was illegal and got caught, but yeah, blame the NCAA.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Christ, that team.

“Holy hell, this bastard’s a Nazi sympathizer / racist / anti-Semitic / terrorist / redneck!”

Show me the bar where there is NO music. Show me the bar where everyone is horribly depressed and is drinking in pure fucking silence. That’s the bar for me.

Tristan Thompson is a decent rebounder who can’t score, pass, or block. He was top five in exactly one defensive statistic this year: offensive rebounds (and not even top 15 in 90% of them), and his team defense is a solid “eh ...”. His best PER, a barely-above-league-average 16.1, came two years ago.

Someone will…

Needs more hockey games. Blades of Steel, NHL Hitz, Wayne Gretzky’s 3D Hockey. Some of the best sports games ever made.

NFL Blitz, NHL ‘94, NBA Jam.

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHY YOU COME HERE!!!

“I’d rather take a contested shot than an open shot any day .”

Why does Dyrcz give a shit anyway? It’s not like the prize pack contains another vowel.

Man wearing a blue uniform: Go Jets go! Woooo!

She realized she was on camera. She just didn’t have the self control to hold back the vitriol once she got going. Can you imagine how she treats the people in her life?

Well, damn. If that woman was any blonder, bustier and ditzier, her kids probably wouldn't have been vaccinated.