One time when I was 11 I was simply looking at myself in my living room mirror, turned my head ever so slightly, and then couldn't move my neck again for 2 months. I've cracked ribs and broken fingers since then but have never felt pain like that again. The neck is a friggin delicate thing.

I went to a real college with a real athletic program and Domino's took the meal the plan. Open 24 hours a day 365 days a year. Not the best food but you're def. not going to bed hungry.

No, it's just a widely known fact buddy. They can complain about not being paid, but not being fed, that's just bullshit.

Shabaz Napier said he goes to bed hungry? That's odd, since they get literally endless food provided to them.

It sounds like he did a lot of shitty things and deserved to be fired, but is saying "Get horny for the puck," really that bad? I mean, I'm sure coaches have said far more vulgar things on mens' teams. I know I'm treading close to MRA territory here, but this does seem like the kind of double standard those guys like…

his father is a 7-0 400 pound Bosnian police officer. He's the baddest dude in the NBA

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.

I fucking loved this skit. Only thing that belong in sink is dirty dish.

I'm no spokesman for the 99%, or whatever, but that's what I call a feel-good gif. Pick your asses up and go get your own beer.

I love this, in part because it's a plausible enough excuse to revisit this.

Looks like he should have taken an unplayable lie.

Ah man, still too soon.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

That's actually the only way to act in a goddamn Buffalo Wild Wings.

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

Here's the dirty secret about Kyrie Irving - he isn't actually all that good. He's a solid scorer - slightly above average efficiency, but high volume - who provides exactly nothing else. He doesn't play defense. He can't orchestrate an offense.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.