The trick is to injure and cauterize at the same time.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

My first thought after seeing him was that he has to be from Parma, or possibly Lorain.

thats jermaine clement if he was forced to live in Parma for 2 years

Don’t worry, all of those same “protestors” that are burning shit to the ground are improving their city; those same people will be back someday to rebuild, to show that they really made a difference. Just like in Baltimore.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

“You’ve pissed me off Brock, now you’re going to get it!”

According to Rule 6.05 in the MLB rule book:

Joey Votto can only wish for such cooperative fans.....

1999? None of those players was even in the NFL yet.

They won the Finals, man. It’s cool.

I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Slow your roll there a little. I think he is talking about human nature and how a talented PR person can write poll questions to get the results they want and take advantage of it. Not his personal feelings on whether “Redskins” is offensive.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

The Lakers rookies keep getting better at hiding things.

The same thing people get out of watching reality TV?

Thank god Neville was wrestling a pro like Jericho who knew exactly how to act in that situation.

Yay! Hookers for everyone!

Amazing shot, amazing story. Maybe this will get more white kids to play golf.