Huh. Of all the possible ways this article could have gone, I didn’t expect “work within the system to effect slow, evolutionary change, because revolution fucks things up” to be the inescapable conclusion.

Alberta’s government is socialist.

That was great. I love my country and I got a tear in my eye.

Wanna hear 16,000 Canadian hockey fans sing *both* anthems? (Also wanna hear 16,000 Oilers fans just about ready to tear the building down? God I miss Northlands.) Plus there’s a Joey Moss cameo.

Rupert’s Land was nuts. Imagine an area larger than Alaska, Texas, and California put together, which was basically the private property of the Hudson’s Bay Company and not really subject to any national law.

Remember the good old days when airlines were regulated and everyone could fly in dignity and comfort?

That’s a strong take. I know a former coach who would demers.

It does not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empty_net_goal#Goaltender.27s_statistics

What’s so horrible about tie games? Japanese baseball has ties.

1. Metastable vacuum. The idea that space itself is unstable and may decay to a more stable form, wiping out existence as we know it.

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

And you would rather live in St. Louis?

Me too.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

I always wondered what happened to Hubert H. Humphrey. Looks good with his hair long.

I went incognito once, but it busted my Ferrari.

I had to look up why this was funny. Turns out, it was a meme from dickety fifteen.

Haisley, Pareene, Redford, Draper. I hope you’re happy this morning, you smug fucks.

Sorry man. He died.

Every dude in this post (except Drew) is that tedious asshole in your undergrad polisci seminar who won’t shut up about how they *get* politics and you don’t.