The Heritage Classic in a domed stadium reminds me of when the Toronto Raptors played their home games at Skydome, which is an actual thing that happened. You're sitting far enough away that it's worse than watching on TV, so basically you're paying for the opportunity to buy $12 Molson Canadian.

I laughed. In related news, I'll see you in hell.

Now I wanna see 14 minutes of coaches shouting at each other over the glass.

Here's a higher quality video, with a better look at how the fight starts.

Aside from Ford, who could possibly be a worse mayor than Canseco? Nooooooobody!

Love #21's reaction, chewing the fuck out of his mouth guard.

Drew's just bitter because he can't make his pumpkin patch sincere enough.

Allen's throw looks like it's straight out of the NFL instructional video on challenge throws.

I bet there are people who live in Mogadishu who think, "At least it's not Gary".

You're right, I am an idiot.

Because the entire blue team is standing at their own 20 yard line. Also the dude stops running and starts celebrating at the opposition 20.

We've already got an ugly retracting roof stadium and a stable of bad-to-mediocre sports teams. Thanks.

Dear Hate Mail Writer,

After the death threat, intervention was okay in my book.

Hey everybody! We found the Argos fan!

To add to the many people pointing out that the USA (accidentally) dropped nuclear bombs on its own territory: it's not supposed to happen anymore, because nuclear-armed bombers are not supposed to be in flight anymore (probably due to all the accidents). But sometimes nuclear weapons are accidentally loaded anyway:…

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