Yeah, as a great big gay poofterhead myself, Perez Hilton embarrasses the poop out of me - mostly 'cause of just about everything he says/writes/does, of course. But also because, like any minority/subgroup, the behaviour of one gets broadstroked (so to speak) onto the identity of the whole group. So suddenly I'm…

I really fucking hate Perez Hilton. I hate his face. He is disgusting, obnoxious, and a sexual harrasser (a harrasser in general, really). God, I hate him. >:(

I love - and you know what I mean when I use that word in this context - this part the best

Oh god, I can see it all unfolding. She has a fun fling with her boss, maybe after having a few beers at a music festival...and then all of a sudden he's tagging along at her local pub, introducing her to his kids as their "new mom" and telling her all about how he's leaving his wife who "doesn't understand him."

Nope! You missed the creepiest bit, he wrote about looking forward to the day he could masturbate again without seeing her body and face.

To The Husband Who Left Me For His Intern

Sadly, people do it all the time. People tell women not to get drunk because it leaves us more vulnerable to rape. It doesn't occur to these people to tell men not to get drunk because it makes them more likely to rape. Drinking also makes men more vulnerable to robbery, but again nobody tells men to stop drinking…

Are you being intentionally obtuse? The "well, she was a flirt" excuse directly translates into "she was asking for it." Moore's line of reasoning is that because the victim was "flirting" with him, she led him to "have sex with" (rape) her. In the first quote from Moore, she immediately backs up her claim that it…

Yeah there is that narrative. Like, a girl dressed all sexy is asking to be raped because dudes become rapists when they see cleavage and thighs. In other news, fuck off you idiot troll.

I imagine so. It was especially nice for my rapist to tell the police that I harbored "rape fantasies" and that I asked for him to drug me, take me back to his house, and rape me. That was just THE BEST.

DUDE, YOU'RE REVEALING THE LIZARD PEOPLE'S PLAN!

That's my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified.

If she did that, nobody would pay attention and she wouldn't be making the money. Her whole persona and behaviour seems calculated to stir controversy so she stays on people's minds and therefore sells tickets. I stand by my opinion that there's nothing to respect here. She started from money and now she pulls stunt…

Miley Cyrus says that she wants her tour to be "good art."

She started from money. It's not like she clawed her way to the top. There's nothing to respect here; she does what she wants now because she was a child star because her dad was famous.

Miley Cyrus' tongue, the most rogue member of her traveling band, found its way into Katy Perry's mouth last night

Oh god Miley, we get it..Look at me, Look at me. Ok we looked. Now fuck off!

Does this girl have an undiagnosed head injury that renders her unable to put her tongue back in her mouth?