Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

I’d love to see Coulson come back in a Marvel movie. Captain America looks really confused, to which Coulson responds, “No time to explain, catch up on Netflix.” Cap can give one of his patented, “I know what that is!” lines.

I think he meant Andromeda’s Lexa Doig.

Sure, but....it’s not a library or an office. go to one of those, if you need peace & quiet.

Does this mean Michael Shanks is Batman?

Nothing to see here, citizen.

Two stories on the front page using a photo of Emma Watson dancing with someone at the same time? Did something just get changed in the Matrix?

Graviton, anyone?

I’m just over here waiting for the first commentor to completely miss the joke...

I would assume Jalopnik weren’t the only ones interviewing them. And even if they were, I’m sure the gents had other arrengements they needed to get to.

Eh, I think calling beautiful scenery “beautiful” is pretty nit-picky too if the BBC decided to go after them for that. That sounds more like a gag than legit legal concerns. It honestly reminds me of the US road trip episode where they claimed they weren’t allowed to be humorous “lest Bruce Willis will come in a…

This is horribly wrong. At one point in the 1992 election, Ross Perot was polling higher than George Bush with Bill Clinton coming third. Final results gave Perot 19% of the popular vote.

Gov. George Wallace won 43 ELECTORAL votes running third party, both in Gary’s lifetime.

Pretty sure Ross Perot was during his lifetime, and at one point was polling higher than 13%.

All these men are too emotional to be President.

Lewis also asked about Evan McMullin, who’s polling very well in Utah, where he’s from. Johnson didn’t like that either, sniffing, ““It’s a bit of a stretch to be comparing my candidacy with his,”

Plus this isn’t a transmission, it’s a GT-R transmission. Which I’m 99% sure is forged by elves in Rivendell using unicorn bones.

When ABC13 contacted the company, Royal Towing claimed the driver was a contract driver and that they were not responsible for his actions.

While making a conplete ranking of every parody superhero ever is probably impossible, I respectfully submit that excluding Spider-Ham is a serious omission.