Sure, I’ll give her a shot. Does she like Pizza Bagels?

You can plan on it, but if someone t-bones you at an intersection, underwater is a bad place to be.

You can “plan” on doing a lot of things, but life happens and plans change. Best to leave yourself in a safe financial position that if you have to get a different car for a variety of reasons, you aren’t underwater.

One niece, Shelia McNichols, had attempted to abide by her uncle’s wishes by assigning her piece of the inheritance to Mr. Doyle, but the rest of Mr. Cornwell’s relatives chose not to go along, Mr. Gray said.

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

If your grandma is getting you a car for christmas don’t talk back you spoiled bish.

I think Bernard wants to continue with Arnold’s idea of the hosts expanding their own consciousness.

This article convinced me I’m an android.

then he just lost my vote.

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

What am I doing wrong as a female gamer that always plays a female character to not get offered free goods for services?!!

I was honestly wondering what would become of the DougCar after it finished it’s yearlong deployment. It’s almost like it’s staying in the family!

Don’t lump the whole list all together. There are those, such as John Kasich, who saw through Trump’s bullshit and NEVER endorsed him.

“Who gave you permission to remove your helmet?”

I hear they are bigger on the inside. Which would make Sam Bee a Time Lord and her snatch would be her tardis, i guess???

Actually mildly concerned for how Samantha Bee is going to fit all those letters from my mom into her snatch...

Ransom demands included a new coffee maker and access to the Stargate.

This guy did!

Playing the anthem early pretty much proves the uselessness of playing it at all, right?

When I was in about second grade, I was riding in the back of a slow-moving school bus on a long stretch of road with no stops. A classmate of mine stuck his hand out the window and waved around the car that was riding our tail (something that he had seen the older kids do before.) This driver decided to trust the…