So, for some reason I read this as them finding favor of UPS (skipped the driver bit?) and was horrified. Even more so when I saw the dissenters and had to recheck everything because reality was coming undone…

Agreed; she's anything but hyper-sexualized.

Ha! That was pretty funny.

Behold, the only reason I'm an under household. Silly cats. :|

Yeah, the movie had special significance for us as well; so it worked on quite a few levels.

My ex and I had talked about the fact that if we had gotten engaged, we would totally have done a Scott Pilgrim/Ramona Flowers save the date (Pixel art and all - yay art professionals!). Nothing in the actual wedding though.

Ah, yeah, I was agreeing with you as well. Damn this infernal communication medium! ;)

It's a lot easier to imagine this when you separate romantic love with physical intimacy. Also, there is more than just romantic love as well - or are we not allowed to love more than one child at once?

Indeed, it's self-centered AND narcissistic to tell people that they can care about someone other then just their significant other. Things were so much simpler back in the day when you just owned your wife, weren't they?

Indeed, and you're not allowed to share either - didn't you hear? Otherwise you're a terrible person.

This article has so many hate posts; it makes me sad. :(

People are allowed only one friend and one lover; you're not allowed to share either - and don't you forget it! /s

Poly people don't necessary sleep with everyone they're interested in (or even any; you can be asexual and poly at the same time).

That sounds like less of an issue with poly people and more with just general assholery.

It gets worse when they learn to turn the faucets on. Trust me.

Exactly. The only time I ever pee standing up is when I'm using a urinal. At home? Always sitting down. Always.

This is why I will probably always live by myself; even if I ever get married - I can't stand other people when it comes to cleanliness (or lack there of).

This probably caused the dumbest multi-hour meltdown for fragile ~13 year old me. I was a mess for the rest of the day. (Yeah, I got a little i09 in our Jez).

Looks good!

#6 is so Florida it hurts; #5 is the fucking reason I every receipt for my car since I bought it 5 years ago.