Admittedly, I date … weird (you can thank OKC for that mostly), but all the women I've been on more that one date with over the past few years? Still friends with them - in varying degrees; two I speak to daily and the other I see every month or two. People I went out with once? No interest in talking to them…

I wanted to play this back when it came out on the PS3; looking forward to doing so on my PC.

I think you just explained every ... everything ever. Video games. Card Games. Sports. Life in general.

It's a [Magic] trackpad - like on a laptop, but for use with a desktop machine.

Damn that's evil.

The suspense on what happened to that phone is killing me!

Completely honest question: If both persons are drunk, and have sex when neither gave consent to the other… what exactly would we call that?

You're secret is safe with me. :)

Seeing you not on Kitchenette frightens and confuses me.

I bought it mere minutes before it sold out — cut it really close; thank you so much.

Purchased via Best Buy, so thank you!

I wish that these press releases would be more clear if this is a new 3DSXL or the old one; because if it's the latter dumb decision.

Life's too short to have asshole friends like that.

No; you can't have Stargate without David Hewlett.

I had the same misconception until I was like 11 or 12.

It's SUPER DUPER BACK ON TRACK. :)

You are aware they are making a Deadpan movie, right?

This is a pretty amazing argument - "Sure, then why do we have multiple size latex gloves?"

Pretty sure the Feds would like to talk about him and his mail tampering...

To be fair, The Union Jack is also red/white/blue.