That's an acceptable excuse. :P

In that case; remove all the children?

I think it's a rather striking plane too - not sure why all the hate on that side of it.

Corgis. So. Awesome!

It always amuses me how people think you're 'broken' if you aren't clamoring to be in a relationship.

It is interesting to see that - there seem to be people who are serial relationship folks and bounce form one to the next to the next. Crazy - I typically can't stand them.

I'm not sure how I'd respond in that situation... Like; I'd want to tip - but it's clearly not the place for it. Bravo to her.

I had one once where the janitor kept unplugging the server to plug in his vacuum every night!

I'm reasonably confident you could have a weekly column of just your stories. Or a semi-successful British sitcom.

Please do! After all, no one wants to hear me bitching about telecomunications customers; trust me (though I did have one that wanted me to re-write the laws of physics for them... silly speed of light).

Many thanks for all your posts over the comments today; they've been gems!

*salute*

More places need people like you, BeakerC.

Nuke it from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.

2005 Legacy/Outback on should be fine; not sure on the Impreza/Forester side of the house — but anything 2009+ on will be fine for sure.

While an amusing tale, "He save bread" did not have the laugh out loud/must share with others amazingness that was "monogrammed coffee thermoses". Seriously, nothing may ever top that story.

I was waiting for the cat to eat the poop; then remembered that it's not a dog.

Dogs are great until you have to get up at 7 am on a Saturday to take fluffy for a walk in 9 inches of snow. Yeah; cat box for the win.

It seems like people who are dominant in 'normal life' (term used loosely) are subs in the bedroom, and vice versa.

Faith in Humanity (especially after that last story about Cracker Barrel above): Restored.