I love it.

I found this article in an attempt to dig up the dirt on how to pin as well. Alas; my searches are failing as well. :|

I think I just threw up a little. O_O

Awesome awesome awesome. Thanks!

Don't you know - you can only feel bad for one thing each day. Don't waste those feels! /s

As if humans are known to be rational, and never hurt anyone, and always follow directions when they think their life may be in danger. We should probably execute anyone who could possibly be infected just to be sure/safe - right?

I am not a trunk person (cars, kthnxbye), but I think the Wrangler is just damn cool - they better not mess it up.

Corporate owned? How does that work?

I saw the original posting as well as your post with it — both times I cried I was laughing so hard.

I feel like I need to go to Cali just to eat at all of these great places that don't give a single fuck about whiny customers — I envy them greatly.

He didn't call them a pudding head; so I'm going to go with no.

Oh my - Sir (or Ma'am); you just killed it.

Nothing will ever top that story.

*groan*

Not to be pedantic; but typically such devices are launched from said launcher using a small explosion.

I'm sorry you had such a bad time on OKC - I promise not everyone is crazy? :(

I can't fathom why anyone would send a second message after the first was sent without a response. Like... duh?*

How about if they never message you back? I did the fade away on someone I went out with twice/three times (not sure - it happened mostly because I hooked up with someone else in the interim and we got together for a bit) - I had planned to respond if she ever messaged me back, but she never did. So yeah: mutual…

Yeah; I would tell that asshole to get out and never to come back; and no you can't keep your food.

It's a known bug/issue they are working on.