Look at mother. Nature’s mom. I prefer her precisely 74 degrees. Must have a warm breeze.

I haven’t personally used this with my son, but we’re friends with a couple that has 4-year-old twins, and they purchased this before their first international trip with the kids (the husband’s family lives in Europe).

I haven’t personally used this with my son, but we’re friends with a couple that has 4-year-old twins, and they…

I came here for this comment.

I mean, I could point you back to the comment(s) in which I specifically said that it was my opinion (for those unable to get the distinction from context), but you’ve made it clear that reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit. On that note....

Just to put a bow on all that, you’re saying that if someone’s opinion on something subjective is the minority viewpoint, then that opinion can and should be casually dismissed, but if (a subjective) something is popular, then its quality/correctness/validity should be assumed as a given? I guess, for you, the…

Anyone remember when Adolf Hitler faked his own death at the end of WWII, was later killed by Hellboy in 1952 while wearing a Nazi mech suit, had his brain salvaged, bombarded with radiation and attached to a gorilla body, and became a Chicago-based criminal with psychic powers?

I was actually there with the wife and kids, and wow, it was really satisfying to hear the boos just get louder and louder. It started a little slowly, I’m sure because a lot of folks in the audience didn’t quite know whether some drunk MAGA asshole next to them would pick a fight over booing “America’s Mayor,” but as…

Semi-relatedly, it drives me nuts when NYC taxi cabs have upholstered over the LATCH system, preventing you from securing a car seat unless the one you have happens to work with a lap belt. It’s crazy to me that the City lets cars driven by some of the most reckless drivers on the road be exempt from a basic child…

Yup. And if you just drive carefully, you don’t need to put your kids in seat belts. And if you teach your kids to chew right, you’ll never need to learn the Heimlich maneuver. And if you just teach your toddlers basic gun safety, you can leave the ol’ .45 sitting right on top of the nightstand, no worries. If you’re…

I really don’t get your point.

Seriously? He copped to quite a lot. That was the actual thrust of the article. I feel like you read a very different apology than the rest of us...

I get that distilling a long-winded celebrity sililoquoy into a punchy version of its base message is a pretty witty way of exposing the underlying absurdity or hypocrisy of the statement, but where it’s just a fairly straightforward and facially earnest apology, it just comes across as “I don’t like X, so I’m going…

Imagine if there was a comedian who genuinely had the Transatlantic accent in this day and age....

That reminds me of a story. A friend of mine was with some of his buddies at an amusement park circa 2002. When they left the park, they found an unmarked video cassette on the hood of his car. They took it home and later, while hanging out, they popped it into the VCR. It proceeded to play the minute-long horror…

On behalf of everyone here, let me thank you for sharing that gripping tale of sarcastic confusion and smug rejection of something mildly out of sync with your expectations. The fact that many people profess to enjoy a thing only serves to underline the heroism inherent in your casual apathy towards it. Bravo.

That’s the exact example I was thinking of..

How did he take it when you told him? Was he heartbroken? I bet he was...

Melissa Mccarthy’s surprise turn as Michael Che’s doting stepmom was the strongest—and warmest . . .

Pan is still a male, so that would just make her heterosexual.

I think you missed the joke.