Don’t bother, man. Just take a look at Andrew Daisuke’s comment history. His account’s not even two weeks old, and it’s already a scrapbook of lazy, bitter trolling.

Hey, artists can (and in most cases, should) draw whatever they want. The awareness that one is drawing a cliche rarely stops anyone, and I could point to countless artists who knowingly (and profitably) recycle the same less-than-original themes ad nauseum.

Eyes glowing white for no discernible reason? Check.

I haven’t personally used this with my son, but we’re friends with a couple that has 4-year-old twins, and they purchased this before their first international trip with the kids (the husband’s family lives in Europe).

I haven’t personally used this with my son, but we’re friends with a couple that has 4-year-old twins, and they…

Yeah, this. I don’t usually credit the whole “If the person expressing an opinion on X isn’t themselves involved in X, they’re not entitled or qualified to express that opinion” viewpoint as being either fair or accurate (usually, it’s just a way to shut down outside criticism), but holy crap, CPM’s facile view on…

I came here for this comment.

I can’t unsee it...

Relatedly, I’m on the fence about how I feel about the bleary coloration on a lot of the background (which somehow looks different than simply having the background out of focus with the foreground). I get that it’s an effective way of throwing the characters into contrast, which is helpful since everything is…

1.) Here’s hoping.

Immediate reaction:

I mean, I could point you back to the comment(s) in which I specifically said that it was my opinion (for those unable to get the distinction from context), but you’ve made it clear that reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit. On that note....

Just to put a bow on all that, you’re saying that if someone’s opinion on something subjective is the minority viewpoint, then that opinion can and should be casually dismissed, but if (a subjective) something is popular, then its quality/correctness/validity should be assumed as a given? I guess, for you, the…

Anyone remember when Adolf Hitler faked his own death at the end of WWII, was later killed by Hellboy in 1952 while wearing a Nazi mech suit, had his brain salvaged, bombarded with radiation and attached to a gorilla body, and became a Chicago-based criminal with psychic powers?

I was actually there with the wife and kids, and wow, it was really satisfying to hear the boos just get louder and louder. It started a little slowly, I’m sure because a lot of folks in the audience didn’t quite know whether some drunk MAGA asshole next to them would pick a fight over booing “America’s Mayor,” but as…

Semi-relatedly, it drives me nuts when NYC taxi cabs have upholstered over the LATCH system, preventing you from securing a car seat unless the one you have happens to work with a lap belt. It’s crazy to me that the City lets cars driven by some of the most reckless drivers on the road be exempt from a basic child…

Yup. And if you just drive carefully, you don’t need to put your kids in seat belts. And if you teach your kids to chew right, you’ll never need to learn the Heimlich maneuver. And if you just teach your toddlers basic gun safety, you can leave the ol’ .45 sitting right on top of the nightstand, no worries. If you’re…

I really don’t get your point.

Okay, let me try this again. If you take “offensive” to mean, in the broadest sense, “anything that could disturb, upset, anger or create negative emotions in someone,” and your brain slams on the brakes if asked to make distinctions between types of offensive material, then yes, Deadpool 1 & 2 are offensive movies…

Seriously? He copped to quite a lot. That was the actual thrust of the article. I feel like you read a very different apology than the rest of us...

I get the point you’re trying to make, but Deadpool movies aren’t actually offensive. There’s swearing and violence and sexual references, but none of that is “offensive” unless you just walked into the theater straight from Bible camp.