Wait, you’re saying that people belonging to an institution that glorifies mentally unhinged celebrities, fleeces innocent people of their money, espouses a ludicrous and easily disproven version of reality, dodges taxes, routinely harasses and intimidates their perceived enemies, worships a narcissistic con man as a…

I remember when it first became obvious last year that Donald Trump had a legitimate shot at the White House, and the New York Post ran the story about Melania’s fully nude and lesbian-themed photo shoot(s) from her modeling days, and of course social media was saturated with racy photos from her GQ shoot back in…

You bring up a good point. People are better parents when they’re not exhausted, sleep-deprived wrecks. You’re not a better parent because you haven’t slept in three days; you’re a much worse parent. Tired moms and dads are less attentive and vigilant, and they’re much moodier (and babies definitely pick up on…

Yeah, my son was born premature (at 33 weeks), and during his 3-week stay in the NICU, like many premature babies, he frequently experienced apnea where he essentially “forgot” to breathe. The standard protocol for this is that the nurses basically tap the infant on the foot to jar it into realizing, “Oh, fuck,…

You should see my other comment on this article.

As someone who frequently works with EL wire for craft/cosplay projects, I thought this was a really novel idea. When I was reading, I couldn’t help but think that the fact that the plastic tubing was wider than the EL wire would result in a wavy look when it was turned on because of the slack (as opposed to straight…

Meanwhile in Hell, an abruptly unseated Hitler fumes, “Bugs! I should have thought to throw bugs!”

It’s not really a Brooklyn thing. It’s an “every home improvement show on HGTV does this, so now every kitchen and bathroom renovation needs to have it” thing.

So weird. I was reading this article and thinking about that exact story.

Yeah, the assumption should still be drugs. Depending on the context, it could mean drugs other than cocaine, but in this specific situation, the default assumption is cocaine.

“What were you going to say to her if she showed up?”

Yeah, we didn’t go the engagement ring route either. I made more than enough money to spring for one, and I’m not a cheap person by any stretch of the imagination, but we got engaged very spontaneously, and there literally wasn’t enough time in our courtship for ring-shopping. We talked about whether my wife wanted…

Yup. Apricot looked like the asshole.

Yeah, the only time I ever have Hawaiian Punch is at the movie theater. I smuggle in a disturbing amount of vodka, stomach just enough of the Punch in its unadulterated form to make some room in the cup, and then pour in enough vodka to make my body the staging ground for a Cirrhosis v. Diabetes title fight.

Actually, it’s almost a cliche at this point that the spouses of rich folks will routinely start a side business to while away their ridiculous surplus of free time. The motivations vary, but it’s generally a mixture of not wanting to look like a worthless layabout (without actually doing something hard or enduring…

On the one hand, I do wish that more disabled roles went to disabled actors. On the other, we all know that there will come a time in every narrative about a disabled person when he/she will have to get out of that wheelchair and run around as a giant blue alien cat-person for the remaining 80% of the story....

More disturbing than the slut-shaming is the fact that this woman apparently looks at something she’s about to eat and thinks, “Mmm....My daughters’ vaginas...”

I want to see more use of that GIF under these types of articles.

I alternate between standard and wide-grip push-ups, almost always one-legged.

Yeah, I’ve been using Camscanner (iOS) for a couple years now (upgraded to the paid version to ditch the watermarks), and I’ve found that to be the best of the ones I’ve tried.