Guilty, though I’ll confess that at a certain level, you start sacrificing quality for quantity.

My advice, unless you’re looking for a sister-wife situation, is to scrap those criteria that are more relevant to finding someone you want to date long-term (who the fuck cares what their favorite show is or whether they’re a cat or dog person?) and focus on the basics. You just need (a) mutual attraction, (b)…

When my life’s great, it’s really great, but trust me, I have my own problems that would make a Freaky Friday swap a real mixed bag for you.

I’ve invested, at various times, in the Apple TV, the Amazon Fire Stick and the Roku. I still prefer the latest iteration of the Apple TV.

Yeah, our past partners have occasionally extended the offer, but for one reason or another, it’s never worked out. Frankly, skirting the jealousy issue can be tricky enough without involving someone one of you used to have actual feelings for...but whatever works, I guess.

I never downloaded this app, but I’m guessing the user base was a real sausagefest. Lots of single guys, a handful of couples looking for a second guy and a few disappointed couples looking for a girl and finding nothing but wang. I have no hang-ups about group sex; I just can’t see how this would survive as a viable…

There’s probably no real way to confirm this, but I’m guessing that a lot of this is contributable to the fact that our generation (ugh, I hate that I’m technically a Millennial) has way more to distract us.

Meh. Brooks’ work is okay, above average at best. His rendition of Han Solo is fine, if highly forgettable. Stuart Immonen’s art in the recent SW books is infinitely better, particularly his depiction of Han and Leia.

Yeah, we didn’t go the engagement ring route either. I made more than enough money to spring for one, and I’m not a cheap person by any stretch of the imagination, but we got engaged very spontaneously, and there literally wasn’t enough time in our courtship for ring-shopping. We talked about whether my wife wanted…

Yup. Apricot looked like the asshole.

While it’s full of vaguely infuriating things about Leto—like how he would cheat on his veganism if someone’s mom offered him a homemade cookie and he didn’t want to be rude . . .

Yeah, the only time I ever have Hawaiian Punch is at the movie theater. I smuggle in a disturbing amount of vodka, stomach just enough of the Punch in its unadulterated form to make some room in the cup, and then pour in enough vodka to make my body the staging ground for a Cirrhosis v. Diabetes title fight.

Yeah, my FB newsfeed is a pretty mixed bag. All of the friends I went to high school with post right-wing nonsense about the 2nd Amendment, “All Lives Matter,” psuedo-patriotism and assorted borderline-racist garbage. Meanwhile, my left-wing NYC friends post Bernie Bro screeds, anti-Trump memes and annoyingly smug…

No contest...

“‘Granny’ - I told you before - is just a word that means ‘simple’...”

Oh, okay. I thought I was actually going to see something messed up.

No idea. The MD players were really expensive, so I never bought one or inquired too deeply about them or how people acquired music for them. Since I wasn’t 100% confident that I’d be able to cheaply get MDs once I got back to the U.S., it just wasn’t a good investment for me.

Yeah, I was living in Japan in 2001, and the MiniDisc players were everywhere, whereas I had never met anyone who actually owned one in the U.S. They were a decent enough alternative to the Sony Discman, but what was shocking was that I already had an MP3 player I had bought in the States (Diamond had been selling the…

Yeah, this stuff predates even World of Warcraft. My younger cousins were super into Ultima Online, leveled up like crazy, and then when they hit puberty and discovered girls and the world outside their bedrooms, they sold their loaded accounts and bought jet skis with the money. This was still a relative novelty back…

Actually, it’s almost a cliche at this point that the spouses of rich folks will routinely start a side business to while away their ridiculous surplus of free time. The motivations vary, but it’s generally a mixture of not wanting to look like a worthless layabout (without actually doing something hard or enduring…