Holy crap, that’s a dramatic makeover, and I can’t say it’s not effective from an optics perspective (though, apparently not 100% effective). I can’t believe this is the first time I’m seeing this.

So, I’m guessing Tennessee doesn’t have joint and several liability for torts (or at least those involving non-economic damages)?

Hey, I kind of like the one or two gingham shirts I have, except I wear them with a solid necktie, not a fleece vest (because I’m a grown-up who doesn’t need my ribcage — and only my ribcage — toasty warm at all times).

Yeah, my wife and I pay something like $15-20k per year to the government for the privilege of being married.

Planet Earth 2: Electric Boogaloo

My wife and I used to host all the time, and we always commented on what a great incentive it was to clean, organize and beautify our apartment.

There’s no way this isn’t going to insult a lot of commenters, but blonde women all look virtually identical to me. It doesn’t matter whether they’re objectively pretty or altogether plain. They’re all basically meerkats to me, just mammals skittering about one another interchangeably.

After you’ve removed your clothes, but before the interviewer climaxes. You lose a lot of bargaining power post-orgasm.

It’s not as though you have to ask in the most douchey way possible...

Yeah, even if. I can fully appreciate the “this is the super-safe place where I store my guns” argument, but accidents happen during the __% of the time when the guns just happen to not be where they usually are or should be. If you have kids, you quickly realize that the one day out of the year when your kitchen…

Yeah, I grew up in the South, and about half my friends and their families hunted regularly, and about half of those people felt the need to own handguns in addition to the guns any reasonable sportsmen would actually need. Virtually all of them had methods of “securing” their guns, and would brag about how owning…

My wife and I ask about whether our son’s playdates’ parents own guns, and if they do, he just doesn’t go to their place, regardless of what sort of measures they theoretically have to “secure” their firearms.

“I usually wake up at 6:30am . . . I start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes.”

Ugh. Wrong. Just wrong.

Sort of. We bought our condo in Manhattan (not a house, obviously) at the bottom of the market, and we spent every last cent we had on the down payment. The local housing market rebounded like crazy over the past 2-3 years, and now our place is worth 50% more than what we paid for it. However, it’s kind of an abstract…

Yeah, we researched this thoroughly when we started trying. My wife and I are sensible people who would never endanger an unborn child, but we’re also, y’know, fun. Women have a pretty decent window between conception and the point at which they have to knock off the partying. Anyone who’s trying (and thus frequently…

Whenever I see women who are die-hard Republicans, I always get the strong impression that I’m looking at a form of institutionally reinforced and widely undiagnosed Stockholm Syndrome.

My answer is the same as when you’re eating at a place and go over closing time or a shift change, or when your kid throws an entire meal on the ground, or when you order something ludicrously complicated with a ton of extras:

It was a few weeks ago, I think. I’ll have to check the time-stamp on the video.

I’m just picturing a coroner looking down at you, shaking his head in weary resignation and muttering, “When, oh when, will these kids learn?”