So, I’m guessing Tennessee doesn’t have joint and several liability for torts (or at least those involving non-economic damages)?

Hey, I kind of like the one or two gingham shirts I have, except I wear them with a solid necktie, not a fleece vest (because I’m a grown-up who doesn’t need my ribcage — and only my ribcage — toasty warm at all times).

Then clearly I made it up for attention...

Ugh. My wife and I took our one-year-old to the Trump International Beach Resort in Sunny Isles, Florida because it was supposedly one of the more “family friendly” beach resorts. They had no handicap access ramps at the entrance, so anyone coming in with a stroller either had to lug them up the stairs or go in some…

In response to the first inquiry, I think it really depends on the collection and just how “edgy” the figurines are. If we’re talking a bunch of fairly mainstream stuff, then hey, whatever. There are geek girls a-plenty that are going to find that kind of proud fandom appealing.

Yeah, my wife and I pay something like $15-20k per year to the government for the privilege of being married.

Just randomly recycling articles from two years ago, are we?

Right? My first reaction was thinking that it’ll be about a hot minute before some clever dad figures out how to hack these things, make their eyes go black and have them bellow forth commands with the voice of Satan.

The Most Important New Smartphone Feature Is a Little Magic Slot

Planet Earth 2: Electric Boogaloo

This looks cool and all, but what I really want is a dedicated Star Wars themed Disney cruise.

My wife and I used to host all the time, and we always commented on what a great incentive it was to clean, organize and beautify our apartment.

There’s no way this isn’t going to insult a lot of commenters, but blonde women all look virtually identical to me. It doesn’t matter whether they’re objectively pretty or altogether plain. They’re all basically meerkats to me, just mammals skittering about one another interchangeably.

Okay, you are clearly of the view that if anyone makes a factual error, however minor, in describing something, even facetiously (my comment was in the context of a joke, for Chrissakes), then that person clearly didn’t understand what it was they’re referring to at all. If you casually mis-reference some pop cultural…

Do you get the feeling that some of those writers are here in the comments section, violently defending the series?

It reminds me of this one io9 article that came out a few years ago. It was a particularly brutal (and deserved) takedown of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. There was a passionate defender of that affront…

Dude, seriously. Everybody got it. It wasn’t rocket science. It wasn’t even Inception. If anyone had questions after the finale, it was only because the writers had steadily created a rat’s nest of mysteries-for-the-sake-of-mysteries over the course of the series and then said “fuck it” and left half of the dangling…

Yup, and it was super-important that you clarify that point — several times — in addition to the dozen other commenters who felt the need to echo the same correction.

Aw, I actually liked the Sawyer/Juliet pair-up in Lost. The Jack/Kate/Sawyer love triangle thing was just so beat by the later seasons, and pairing Sawyer with Juliet gave her death a lot more weight. The payoff compensated for the “ugh, really?” moment the audience felt when the show first paired them up.

Thanks. Now that you’ve corrected a stranger’s minor mischaracterization of a television show that went off the air six years ago, can the world resume turning on its axis?