Oh, Wil Wheaton, no.....

I’m just picturing this guy in a pitch meeting filled with doctors, still in his carpenter’s overalls (or whatever), pointing to a big posterboard that just reads:

I missed the whole “nomination” process, but I love this one, also from the Simplehuman line. The bar step feels a lot sturdier than the standard pedal (which is often the first thing to break), and the clean rectangular shape lets it sit flush against the kitchen wall, unlike the ovular/circular models. Perhaps most…

I missed the whole “nomination” process, but I love this one, also from the Simplehuman line. The bar step feels a…

A quick Google search indicates that “evil mad scientist” is in fact Bernice Steinbaum’s default expression...

Interesting. What other superpowers does she have?

I personally don’t care one way or the other whether Hermione is cast as a black woman (or any other race for that matter), and any Harry Potter fans waving the #notmyhermione flag are (a) way too emotionally invested in a piece of YA fiction, and (b) largely using “commitment to canon” as a smokescreen for thinly…

I can’t speak as to how it plays out in every other major American city, but biking just doesn’t work in NYC. I’m not saying it’s impossible to do or that a lot of people don’t do it regularly. By “doesn’t work,” I mean that drivers, pedestrians and cyclists cannot comfortably coexist in this city.

Because of how washed out this photo is, and because the bottom part with the lace is cropped out, I actually saw this and thought, “Huh. Celine Dion got married in a hotel bathrobe. Cool.”

I actually saw a gym capitalize on this mentality a few years ago. Google Images is failing me at the moment, but the ad campaign was basically pictures of hot men and women with tag lines like “Revenge Abs” and “Vengeance Booty,” along with some little blurb about how she’ll come crawling back once she hears about…

I just ordered our holiday cards (that’s right, I’ve chosen my side in the war on Christmas) from Shutterfly yesterday. It took three days of photo shoots, as our 18-month-old alternated between trying to tear his adorable elf costume off like a feral raccoon trying to scramble out of a grocery bag and going full…

I generally avoid watching videos at the office, because there’s really no more obvious signal that you’re not even trying to create the illusion that you’re actually working, but the second I saw those crazy-as-fuck eyes in the screencap, I immediately pulled out the headphones.

“If you read the scriptures closely,” the Baptists’ letter to zombie Jesus visitors begins. . .

Ugh, you had to go and tell people about this. I really, really liked that no one seemed to know about this service.

There is so much wrong with this photo, and it’s not the fact that he’s wearing boxer-briefs, and it’s not the jackass tattoos, but the fact that I barely even noticed those anachronistic details because I was so distracted by the fact that this guy is apparently in the middle of taking the most painfully violent shit…

It’s like looking at one lonely frat guy realizing he has to drink two entire kegs on his own...

I don’t know what to tell you, except that even Larry the Cable Guy, Carlos Mencia and Jeff Dunham have their fans...

He was a completely unknown quantity to me when it was announced that he was taking over John Stewart’s chair on the Daily Show. I was definitely willing to give him a fair shake (because, hey, remember when John Oliver took over for Stewart during that long hiatus a few years back and completely killed it?).

It was not lost on me that the picture I uploaded of our son crying as though he was being murdered during his first haircut got more “likes” than most pictures of him looking angelic. The picture of him face-planting during tummy time got more “likes” than the ones of him wearing an adorable Halloween costume.

“Amazon Instant Video App to Launch on tvOS ‘Within a Few Weeks’”

I think that the problem with the studies that suggest that 25-40% of accusations are false is that they tend refer to cases where there was simply insufficient evidence to prosecute the alleged rape, or if they were prosecuted, obtain a conviction (I’ve done some Googling since my original comment). Obviously, “not…