If I hadn’t read the article and had only this image to go on, I’d assume this piece was on the new Neosporin M&Ms...

Even if that responsibility should fall on AirBNB, they would never, in a million years, be willing to assume it. The reason is that their entire business model relies on a practice that is, in many (if not most) cases, completely illegal or prohibited. Most leases in the U.S. contain provisions severely limiting the…

Looks like she already pawned the ring to fund her Darkwing Duck fashion line...

I'm currently enjoying the Braun 380S. It provides a closer, quicker and quieter shave than the $25-30 Norelco or Remington shavers you pick up at the neighborhood CVS when the old one breaks down on you, and at less than $100, it's a nice middle ground price-wise if you want to avoid Braun's more expensive "Why would…

I'm currently enjoying the Braun 380S. It provides a closer, quicker and quieter shave than the $25-30 Norelco or…

Exactly.

Any chance he had of being the good knight flew directly out of the sept's skylight last night as he violently overtook his grieving sister and the mother of his children as she begged him not to.

I think the better answer is, "Because God didn't refill your Diet Pepsi four times..."

My brother-in-law actually did something similar. He proposed to my sister at the closing of their first house (in the front yard, naturally, not inside with the lawyers and seller). It was pretty romantic and a very exciting day for both of them.

That's more or less what my wife and I did. We got engaged super-quickly, and the proposal was completely spontaneous, so I hadn't had the time to save or shop for a rock. Once we got married a couple months later (hey, I said "super-quickly," and I meant it), it started to seem less and less necessary. We had…

Welcome to the club. My wife is better educated (though I still get to point out that my SATs/LSATs were higher to salvage some dignity), makes way more money, and is kicking all kinds of ass in her career while I'm more or less treading water.

Question for the other commenters: Is Chelsea Handler's show any good these days? I liked her first two books, despite an annoying amount of overlap with her stand-up (which I liked), but was completely bored by her third. I liked her show at first, but it started to grate on me after the first few months. I…

"Notice that I clearly said that I hope the actual study is more nuanced."

That actually reminds me of this fiasco:

How do you know there's "much seriously wrong" with the study if your only criticism relates to NBC News' phrasing in a story about the study? The press release from the AICR is much less ambiguous.

I think that all of the seasons are actually online. It's just that the most recent season ("Burning Down the House") hasn't made it to Netflix/Hulu/Amazon/whatever yet.

Oh, I don't wait tables anymore, but I'll be sure to add that to my e-mail signature block, just for kicksies...

Apparently, some Christians believe that Jesus really gets off on pranking members of the service industry.

I waited tables in Lynchburg, Virginia, one of the "buckles" of the Bible Belt. The after-church crowd was always horrendous. They'd routinely under-tip, snidely ask why I was working that day instead of going to church, leave gospel tracts instead of cash tips (even the maddening "fake" tip) and generally act like…

Yeah, that was more or less my assumption.