This is so gonna happen. Full stretch goals. Calling it.

(all opinion) That was purely aesthetics and the fact that the Wii remote was fairly rapidly dismissed, mostly due to the good fortune their pack-in software afforded the system (everyone likes bowling; not many people have the patience to hack at the air for hours on end). If we're being honest with ourselves, would…

Only Xerox wasn't marketing it; that was Apple that actually brought it to the market in an actual consumer user-end experience.

Skylanders says otherwise.

Yeah, Microsoft and them trying to make a move on the Macintosh GUI. What a bunch of scrubs.

I think it's a safe bet that, if no one else, Linux users will ensure that the Linux stretch goal gets hit. I don't game on OSX/Linux, but that would be pretty cool for those that do. It's getting harder and harder as the years roll by for me to just type "run a dual boot with windows nub, rofl".

Definitely looks like 3D models from the concept screen shots; that screenshot in particular looks to be something I'd expect from a "cel-shaded" 3D sidescroller. I could see that being the final product. I've seen more impressive lighting on top/bottom render in realtime before.

Also, this was snipped from the…

They're projecting shipping the game around April 2015, and they've got what, $216K before the first day of backing has finished up. Day one, nearly a quarter million dollars. They made Mega Man.

Dayum, GG is lookin' FINE. [edit: Everything but Ky's hair] Music sounds like some Velvet Revolver shit, too, I love it. I wasn't even aware this was a thing.

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There are hypertexts linked in-article that would explain what they were talking about, as well as a picture of the man in question. No excuses.

Well, this is America, so I don't care.

Well, shit. I was just gonna check out the first few minutes before I went to go grab dinner and now I'm a quarter of the way through it.

I am so pissed off that this game is going to make me have to dump at least $400 on my PC to bring it up to snuff.

Yeah, you didn't read the article.

As someone planning to buy this on the PC, I would be much more inclined to pick up a mobile "version" of the game if it wasn't the exact same thing.

Binding of Isaac was just a flash game created by Edmund, not a Team Meat game.

You are correct; Team Meat did not do Binding of Isaac, although it appears Tommy wanted to participate in its creation. I believe this is at least some of the reasoning behind re-working Binding of Isaac, that being to not be stuck in the developmental shit-hole that being a Flash game entails. Proper legacy…

That, uh... looks to be like more than flirting.

That's like, hardcore.

None of the dialogue in this animation so far resembles actual spoken dialogue in the episode it's knocking on, but all the voice actors sound legit.