Haha, it's funny because their sales are still fine. They're a bit behind their Wii sales, which broke all sales records that came before it. So...

I think it's hilarious that everyone expected them to push out ten million units in the first six months. Come on. I think the Wii U's still handily whipping the PS3's…

It's a (pretty) paint job on nearly year-old hardware bundled with a game that came out two generations ago. I'm not sure how valid this jab is.

And yet they can't keep Battletoads stocked. The fuck.

"Well I just won't touch anyone!" Mmmhmm, and when that sexy thing in the Princess Peach costume comes on to you, you'll be putty in his filthy hands.

Holy fucking breach of patient/physician confidentiality, Batman.

Why would character names and design homages keep them from releasing the game state-side? JoJo's Bizarre Adventure has been released in America on more than one occasion on more than one platform, and to the best of my knowledge nothing was changed.

Even if this is the case, luckily, the PS3's region-free, so you can…

Probably the same lazy copy/paste job done before without checking to make sure the hyperlinks from the source actually carried over from the clipboard (aaaaaaaand nope!)

CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES?!

In his defense, even knowing it's free, he's still correct.

Stephen, just thought you'd be interested to know Phillip Defranco used your 3DS/2DS comparison GIF on his video! And then linked back to his own website's version on the story! So, that was nice of him.

...that was some hot shit, actually.

I think you literally miss nothing by playing the Japanese game. Maybe some story at the end, but JoJo wasn't created to make sense anyways.

*loud groan*

Kinda embarrassed that I still managed to identify all but four of them, two of which I knew specifically what they were, but couldn't remember the names. Isn't this shit stored where useful things like number theory should be? I feel like Nintendo stole from me forever.

I'm assuming not having a folding design probably helped cut both development and production costs. It's not ideal, but they're really not asking for a lot of money for it, either. All those dumb things we're used to do cost money.

3D Graphics

Right up until the servers are down and you can't access any save games at all. Or they eat themselves!

I was tapping my finger on the desk at 03:33 as you gently, lovingly spooned the onions onto the food, and within eight seconds (which seemed like 3 hours) I slammed my hands onto the table and said "USE your STRONG MAN FINGERS, FAHEY." And then when they fell over I just screamed "SEE, SERVES YOU RIGHT!"

You DO realize he's complaining about $25. Not $500.