The reason they're confused is because the television is showing The Newsroom.

It's not that we're skipping over that, we just don't care.

Since we're talking about one of the most objective things on the planet, my only response can be okay?

News flash: Humor and respect rarely go hand in hand.

Every time I see a mobile/Facebook developer talking broadly about what people want and where the industry is headed, I just point and laugh and laugh and laugh. I also occasionally spit in their general direction, but it's mostly finger-pointing and guffaws.

"WE DO WHAT WE WANT"

*Nobody buys, dozens lose jobs as…

There is such an easy fix for all of this.

I think the bottom line here is money, folks.

Buy a Wii. Mod it.

even though the point of that term is to describe either a casual experience or bad control, neither of which are on the Ouya to my knowledge

Yes, now that Jobs is dead, they're considering a unified controller scheme.

Oh my God, my sides hurt.

I'm not saying every one did, but I'm allowing for the possibility that it happened more than once.

Wait, really? That's how you finish your post?

"This was aimed at kids."

"Kids AND parents."

"Bronies aren't parents."

"I know."

... :|

Just... go find something to do.

I like this a lot better on paper, but honestly, the design for the original game worked out just fine for me. I KINDA noticed the Disney eyes, but she was animated so beautifully in the game that my "I give a fuck" meter ran out less than an hour into the game.

Who's to say that none of the other alternate universe Elizabeths didn't also lose a finger?

Ninja Gaiden.

We put all our skill points into Barter.

Post de facto interviews, and being asked leading questions ("It seems like the show has been developed with an eye on entertaining parents..."), don't you think it'd be quite easy to look at the facts and say "Well, yeah, I guess adults like this, TOTALLY PLANNED" in response? If you honestly think MLP was supposed…

I think everyone is lucky to have the job they have. And I think we are lucky to be so privileged as to live in a place where opportunities are plentiful for young people.

When I left Gamestop, I was making $12.50 an hour, and getting 80+ total vacation hours a year. Add that in with the discounts, and the free game borrowing (you can borrow any used game for up to 5 days! best perk ever), and it all really adds up nicely.