I'm not sure how much further they have to fall, honestly... Pick a number.

Nail in the coffin came when I heard the soundtrack for the remake. No thank youuuuu~

But that's the crazy thing; for the first time in console history, console hardware ISN'T horrendously outdated by the time systems hit shelves; in fact, I'd go so far as to say the PS4/Xbone hardware's pretty goddamn okay. And for the price, it outstrips my rig handily. Embarrassingly. I'd be proud to say I paid…

...is that fucking Michael Chiklis

I didn't mean the originals, per se, though I could get down with that since they were very well designed. Just a non-raped, self-contained base level of creatures without meta evolutions and giga ultra evolutions and six branching breeds and nineteen Pokemon types with subtypes and do you see where I'm coming from

Alright. Should I just stick with the originals, or get the Ver2 stuff?

Was it good?

They only work during battle. It will most likely be a hold item since Mega Evolutions aren't accessible outside of battle.

Just don't shake his hands.

There also seem to be "Mega stones"

You're acting like part of wearing pants when one has balls is to take the pants off and rub your nuts all over the crotch's outside area for two minutes every five minutes. Do you do this?

Would you ask for his resignation if he brushed the scanner on his shirt? Because it's the exact same goddamn thing.

Shane doesn't. >_>

I think I prefer the free version of Spelunky over the Steam/XBL version. Graphics in the remake seem bloated.

Well. That video just sold a copy.

UR DOING IT WRONG

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I guess I have to name the predecessors, maybe...

Sorry. **Money Shots IV: Face the Magic™

Yes.

Part of me wants to say "I miss when game systems were about video games" but then the other part of me remembers that I use my consoles more for Netflix and HBO Go than for gaming.