When millennials are owners, baseball will be an e-sport featuring dueling spreadsheets and teams of random number generators.

My spreadsheet formula is bigger than yours.

Google “Milwaukee police The Punishers.” Not long ago, Milwaukee had a police gang that specialized in police brutality.

Google Frank Jude. Milwaukee cops basically tried to beat him to death for attending a party.

As a former Milwaukee resident, I lost count of how many times I called in fights or all night parties only to be told, It’s a busy night, call back if it gets really bad.

Milwaukee endured a week of riots after the 2016 shooting by a police officer that was also involved in a weird series of sexual assaults. Google. Dominique Heaggan-Brown

This is where you get the late or “last minute scratch.” The truth of the matter, is the Angels don’t have a bench of strong lefthanded pitchers, so it doesn’t matter if they want to change their lineup to defeat the Romo strategy. The key to the Romo strategy is he’s a good pitcher.

Pretty soon they’ll eliminate the players all together and just have a big spreadsheet on the jumbotron comparing advanced metrics and running statistical models against each other. Yay, Baseball the right way. Now even more fun than LEAN manufacturing and Six Sigma! (3.2 points above replacement entertainment!).

Lenin?

Yes, this. Also Carpoolers and Knights of Prosperity.

Counterpoint: A co-worker asked a customer to pop their hood a week or so ago and this popped out. Safe and sound after 100 miles of highway driving. Or at least very rare.

No character.

masochists.

Nope. Free agent after hitting .189 as an Albuquerque Isotope last year.

That’s the joke.

Ornithologically correct bird is the 1954 design. Also - go watch the excellent St. Louis Browns documentary narrated by John Hamm. http://video.ninenet.org/video/3010256406/

Total bummer that the new trilogy couldn’t be this inspired. I haven’t played the game but just want to know more about these settings. World building and environmental ambiance that promptly went missing since the early minutes of Rey scavenging on Jakku.

“smarter than me” means “possesses a participation trophy and world class sense of entitlement for just ‘being there’.” Yeah, you’re as special as each of the other 50 million Joshs in the world. A real snowflake.

You milennials and your incessant victimhood.

The fair is held once a year in the summer. Other than that, if you don’t like your job, find a better one.