Management: “We’re not making any money!”

At least he wasn’t sitting down.

Morgan Burnett got just a hair over $4 million from the Steelers despite demonstrating the flexibility to play safety, slot corner and linebacker. It’s a tough year for free agent safeties. Pro football focus ranked Burnett the 18th best player in this free agent class, while Reid was #42. Neither is a star even…

Anxiety is a symptom, not a diagnosis. Heart issues, blood clots and pulmonary embolism also both cause intense anxiety. If you have a doctor that chalks up anxiety (panic attacks) as just stress, be mindful that anxiety is also a symptom of serious health issues, and may not just be “in your head.”

Windows used to have a compatibility mode checkbox that would allow you to run older games. Right click on the executable icon ... something, something ... game will work.

The west side of Green Bay is actually dry. No alcohol sales are allowed at restaurants and no bars or taverns.

Cause of death was soap poisoning, I hear. Right after Carl shot his eye out.

Sorry Qdoba, Barbacoa is supposed to be cooked on a smoldering fire buried underground.

The Green Bay Packers own the stadium. The land under the stadium is publicly owned, but managed and administered by the team.

Plenty of players are controlled but not rostered. After a set time in professional baseball, he needs to be on a 40 man roster otherwise he is eligible for the rule 5 draft, meaning any other team can select him for a modest payment along the line of $25,000. Until he is either released or plays 6 years of MLB, he is…

No money involved. He possibly received a modest signing bonus, but there isn’t any pay involved unless he plays.

ZuZu’s Petals

Mays and Aaron did amphetamines. Let’s get serious. Bonds and Manny Ramirez are hall of famers.

With excavating machines on the march, what will happen to all of these ditch diggers?

Michigan is a no fault state. Everyone’s insurance goes up and the crashing driver gets all the breaks.

In northern Wisconsin, the best way to spot people who are new in town is to wait for the first snow. They’re the ones in the ditches, piled up and upside down. All thinking that 4 wheel drive means safe at any speed and that abrupt lane changes work in all conditions.

Speaking from experience as a Toyota Sienna owner - top car that has a dozen broken things exactly one minute after the warranty expires. sliding doors, door handles, etc etc etc. All things that somehow cost $1,800 each for the dealer to fix.

Have you posted that 100 times in the past 24 hours or is there more than one of you? Enough already.

Portis: hits

Bruce Arians on why Blaine Gabbert has had a bad rap throughout his career: “He was really shitty on teams.”