No money involved. He possibly received a modest signing bonus, but there isn’t any pay involved unless he plays.

ZuZu’s Petals

Mays and Aaron did amphetamines. Let’s get serious. Bonds and Manny Ramirez are hall of famers.

With excavating machines on the march, what will happen to all of these ditch diggers?

Michigan is a no fault state. Everyone’s insurance goes up and the crashing driver gets all the breaks.

In northern Wisconsin, the best way to spot people who are new in town is to wait for the first snow. They’re the ones in the ditches, piled up and upside down. All thinking that 4 wheel drive means safe at any speed and that abrupt lane changes work in all conditions.

Speaking from experience as a Toyota Sienna owner - top car that has a dozen broken things exactly one minute after the warranty expires. sliding doors, door handles, etc etc etc. All things that somehow cost $1,800 each for the dealer to fix.

Have you posted that 100 times in the past 24 hours or is there more than one of you? Enough already.

Portis: hits

Bruce Arians on why Blaine Gabbert has had a bad rap throughout his career: “He was really shitty on teams.”

Sounds like a good idea - Vikings

Virtually none. He would need to prove malice and demonstrate damages, not just that Martellus made a false statement.

Lonzo Ball is a poor man’s Ricky Rubio.

Guy has always been into hoops.

LeRoy Butler.

As if Hundley could even get a ball to Bennett’s hands to set up the drop.

Physical hardware on the shelf has a very real marketing value. That’s why grocery stores are involved in a neverending cycle of slotting and placement negotiations and dealing.

They trademarked that flatulence.

H-D design dept: Must be black and orange and grumble “potato-potato-potato”

I ride a bicycle, most on converted rail trails, but my 25 mile ride always includes a mile or two of street riding. Every time there is someone driving no hands with a phone pressed to their head. It’s terrifying how prevalent it is.