Best thing about Costco is walking in through the out door with the kids and letting them buy absolutely anything they want from the food court. $9 later, they’re stuffed and we I lead them smugly out the door, belly full of $1 hot dog and soda, past the “show me your papers” checker with the highlighter. It’s days…

That’s American work ethic for you. Strasburg’s in a union to boot.

Trinidad and Tobago population: 1.2 million

Because Mike McCarthy. For all his “genius,” he’s an idiot sometimes.

This asshole is out of the greys?

Next year we’ll see the comments from WYTS Packers edition under the Vikings headline.

Brunell, Hasselbeck, Aaron Brooks, Kurt Warner ... the Packers had a good run of QBs during the Favre era that had to go elsewhere to play.

The Packers were going to be bankrupted and contracted in 1950 prior to the stock offering, the firing of the incompetent Curly Lambeau and the late night “electrical fire” at Lambeau’s personal resort/out-of-town training camp and ensuing insurance payout.

Centerfield sports bar and grill. It was wings night.

After this, we’re supposed to believe that Sabathia can even make it out to centerfield?

Amazing.

Inspired by the Mary Tyler Moore statue in Minneapolis, or is it in St. Paul?

Rock out with your Brock out. (6 games, dead arm)

Fun fact: process blue used to be invisible to photocopiers. That’s why the lines used to disappear off some notebook pages when you copied school notes.

Umpire enforces travel ban on on-deck circle.

The contract does not require that the events be profitable, only that they be held. Therefore, I would offer the charities the sum total of $1 unless they can prove that the events would be more profitable.

The ticketholder has no reason to complain, the contract clearly has a noncompete clause.

But enough about his hair, acne and face. Let’s talk about how he delivers on the court.

I paid my first year of college tuition in cash off the proceeds of buying and selling baseball cards.