Not only dirty, but dirty with a hit list written on a towel. (and yes, offsetting roughness penalties on the play.)

Let’s be frank, the Beach Boys were geniuses at writing California tourism jingles but weren’t good enough editors to get them down to the required :30 length.

Took my son on a mini-roadtrip of Orlando sports card shops last winter while on vacation with the family. Each and every one had 2 things: an ample selection of middle aged men working on their mid-90s baseball card set checklists and a wide selection of Michael Jordan cards and memorabilia.

Essentially, Calvinball.

His current interest is building the best Dolphins team he can. You need to read up on “conflict of interest.” It’s not like he owns a division rival at the same time he’s running the fins. That's a conflict.

What a load of baloney. You can also get oyster crackers at Chili Joes.

None of those things in Vegas.

You can both automatically and manually geotag posts in Instagram.

It’s either that or affluenza. /Jezebel

Spenuses

In Milwaukee a couple years back a trucker drove along a pedestrian walkway, past a lighthouse and then jackknifed and jammed the semi on a similar vintage, but pedestrian-sized bridge?

We’ve lost cc#s more than once due to Paypal being hacked. Just the worst company. If they're not empowering Ebay auction scammers they're giving away account numbers.

That was the Eagles game.

Green Bay got penalized 15 yards after an interception returned to the one yard line for “excessive coordinated celebration. Teammates lifted the guy off the ground!

Getting durnk in Richie Incognito’s basement doesn’t qualify as “getting out.”

On the plus side, at least they weren’t waving pink bats after breast cancer awareness month. Otherwise we’d be talking about uniform violation fines and suspensions for the Panthers.

Has it been 40 years already since the Panthers were in a championship?

The Bucks used to have a statewide following. Until they made the product inaccessible outside a paywall. No games on free TV, no way to go the the arena for less than a couple hundred dollars and a generation later this is what you get. By the time I was 10 or 12 I had watched 50-100 games on TV, living 100 miles…

Much better that than screaming at the top of his lungs, like the passengers in his car.

6 killed in attack on Sikh temple in Milwaukee