Not true everywhere. I got absolutely destroyed by a lawyer in a small claims case seeking return of earnest money. Dude clearly was willing to pay more than the $2,000 I was seeking to ensure I didn’t get it back.

It’s what our gunless angry people do to get back at the world.

Mice almost always follow along a wall. A loose dusting of flour will help you find the path they follow if you’re trying to figure out where they’re coming from. After that all you need is a mine field of mouse traps with the trigger side set against the wall. Each successive generation of invaders will go up and…

I had one in a snap trap once that I thought was dead only to have it come to life, scratching and buzzing and jumping every which way as I reached for it. I ran upstairs feeling as though my heart was going to burst, took 5 minutes to calm my nerves and then headed down to do my humane duty. When I got back…

PK! PK!

The same feeling I’ve had since MLB robbed it’s product of any and all of its joy with “advanced stats” and replay reviews. WAR and WARP and ISO and the boys of summer. Let’s turn all the sports leagues into a mix of engineering calculations and law journals.

Good reason to put the game out of reach when you have momentum.

Good way to make the NFL half as thrilling as a 4-hour CSPAN marathon.

What does Keifer Sutherland have to do with any of this?

So long, showholes

It might be time to cut back and televise NFL game-of-the-week on only 5 nights a week.

That’s the reference.

A pack of 200 bikers at a titty bar in Waco get charged with RICO and jailed for months without charges but this is somehow kosher?

Anyone who claims to love or admire Ina Garten has clearly never met her.

Tumwater.

Because ISIS is so good to the civilians.

Had to give the islamists time to emigrate to Europe.

You can’t run chargebacks on Paypal.

Getting beat by the same lawyer over and over must be double jeopardy, right? - NCAA

Read the police report. They actually asked police to stay in the store to watch Henson shop even after they were informed of his identity by the dispatcher.