Ballet dancers suffer injuries too. Should ballet patrons receive and injury report prior to each "contest?"

Not since the internet was invented.

Jim Sensenbrenner is not amused.

The 2002 all-star weekend in Bud's Miller Park was a complete and total celebration of the roid-induced homer. The home run derby was Giambi and Sosa taking turns hitting balls into decks where even fans had never been. And to prove the point that Selig put the sanctity of the game second to the spectacle of the…

Your 2016 Republican nominees for President and VP.

Fucking cannibal wanted t eat aborted babies to cure his shakes. No tears here.

MLB unwritten rules police involved in another case of excessive force.

Another case of excessive force by MLB's unwritten rules police.

Rugby players die too. One died in Milwaukee a few years back.

Breaking Bud finale...

Selig is all about building a lasting legacy and providing for the people he is about to leave behind. And so far so good - he's amassed hundreds of millions for the organization.

Funny how closers get to growl and scowl and "intimidate" but batters are supposed to bow and curtsey.

If you count the time that Uecker is actually paying attention to games he's broadcasting, he's only been in the league for like 15 years.

He was pretty bad in the Milwaukee series too. Bad throws and generally looking out of it. Real long bad year for the only "good" position guy he UBS have right now.

It's not raw, it's rare.

MUHS is the definition of cognitive dissonance. A school full of brats and entitled a-holes (kids of entitled upper crust a-holes) in the heart of Milwaukee's crack and hooker district.

Q: How do you know if a person graduated from Marquette?

Can't wait to see Walt Jr in the Breaking Bad spinoff, the Michael J Fox show.

Then point a breathlyzer at him, not a glock.

It's surprising that the cops didn't shoot the woman's dog too, as long as they were out.